Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

ACP has skin like a baby's bottom ....


covered in $H!T 'n' P!$$

 

[Moon bunny]

Ste's breath smells like new mown hay,


after it's been through a cow.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Moon bunny once sat under a cow.

She got a pat on the head!

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur once sat down under Spaghetti Junction. Seven years later, he is still trying to find his way home.

 

[stephec]

After going round and round spaghetti junction for eight hours without being able to find her exit Speicher eventually snapped and screamed, "argh, this is now getting pasta joke."

 

[PaulSecteur]

You know when you want a crusty cob, only to go to the supermarket to find all the crusty cobs have been penetrated by a thumb? That was steph, that was.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The Doc had never seen a Crusty Cob like the one PS wanted treated

 

[PaulSecteur]

The Doc had never seen a Crusty Cob like the one PS wanted treated

You dont know how true that is. Anywaaay...

26 smells like people from Nebraska and has turned several body parts blue through the irresonsible and experimental used of cable ties.

 

[Speicher]

Paul Secteur has been banned from Nebraska for swinging a polecat by the tail on a Tuesday, while parked by a fire hydrant.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher likes to live dangerously and so has just eaten a Mars Bar

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has never looked at a Mars Bar the same way since that party with Mick and Marianne.

 

[stephec]

TB has always wondered if a Milky Way really is a treat you can eat between meals without ruining you're appetite, but he's never dared try it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph has always regretted shouting that the Milky Bars are on him

 

[SteCenturion]

26's favourite indulgence is Corn on the Foot with a Crispy Varuca side salad.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste likes to cover his cornflakes with ketchup. It isn't the taste he likes so much, more the fact that it looks and feels like he is eating crunchy scabs.

Mmmm... crunchy scabs.