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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
What's more, as a life long Lib Dem Supporter, he almost divorced his wife every time she had a baby.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Michael Winner did a series of car insurance adds that are still Rockaay's all time favourite moments on the telly box, ever, but, did you also know that in 1985, he bought an Austin Montego?? (Rockaay, not M.W.).

Yes, indeed, and he loved that car, or to be more exact, he fell in love with the electronic voice who told him what to do. He even had fantasies about it!!

He also knew however the owner of the voice must have had severe learning difficulties as it had problems saying things at the best of times, but that made him love it even more, and he remembers sending a letter to Austin congratulating them on their equal opportunities policy.

His infatuation finally stopped when he got a restraining order from the poor woman who had done the recordings as he kept on asking her to say increasingly rude and obscene phrases.
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
After years of pain, suffering and a lot of money changing hands, Rockaay has finally reached the point where he has so many tattoos on every single inch of his body, that he is as black as coal.
Unfortunately, due to his highly stressful job, his hair has gone white.

Pure Guinness that!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
The last time Rockaay lost weight, people started to notice, and with his black tattooed look, it became an in-joke down the Halcyon Daze Tavern that every time he spoke, everyone would reply

'Ebony?'







Sorry.
 

twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
MDB knows this is the @Mad Doug Biker and @User14044 show
 

SteCenturion

I am your Father
MDB loves to Ski .....


No, no ...... That's not right .....


He loves Bronski Beat

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