Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul used to have a girlfriend called Becky Cox, or Becks for short. In a fit of Babycham induced sillyness one night, he decided to get a tattoo professing his love for her.
Unfortunately, it was a new tattooist and was a little dyslexic, so instead of writing

'I love Becks Cox'

they wrote

'I love Big Cocks'.


Becks, who was planning on leaving anyway, left soon after, but not before nearly rupturing something with laughter!

 

[PaulSecteur]

That tattooist wasn't dyslexic, he just got your tattoo mixed up with mine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul knows that dyslecxic or not, he missed out the 'Cox' and wrote

'I love Becks'


Ok if you are a Lager swilling 'lad' on the lash, but hardly conducive to ones own sophisticated self!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has never ever been on the lash.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has to be kept on a leash these days

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's bite is worse than his bark.

 

[TVC]

They call TbT 'The Rotweiler'. Not because of his ferocious and intimidating nature but because his head is stupidly large compared to his body, and he likes to lick his own danglies.

 

[stephec]

When TVC once watched a dog lick his own bits he was heard to comment, "I wish I could do that."

The dog is still in counselling two years later.

 

[Smithbat]

Stephec has worn the same socks for a week, they will walk out of the door of their own accord at 7.38 tomorrow morning.

 

[stephec]

SB knows it's time to change her socks when she can snap them in half and use them as ninja death stars.

 

[Smithbat]

Stephec has been doing a rain dance in the garden. The fact that I can't ride to work tomorrow is all his fault.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Smithbat always has to carry a towel around with her to wipe up Mr Smithbat's drool.

He was brought up in the wild by dogs, Newfoundlands' actually (strange, I know), so he knows no different.

 

[Smithbat]

MDB makes me send the towels to him for his own unknown purposes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB makes me send the towels to him for his own unknown purposes.

The towels sent me also smelled funny so were unfit for my...... Errr, perfectly normal.... Use.

I now find out, via the Chris Packham thread that

'BO Goes Wild'

Was inspired by her, hence all the stinky, drool covered towels!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Smithbat also knows that I once heard this thread being described as

'An insult round robin'


This is ok, but when is it going to stop and, who will eventually win?