Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB is still waiting for the insults to start, so far he's been flattered by every post.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So has Stephec, he's got some right 'Zingers' lined up for when it finally does start.

 

[PaulSecteur]

On MDBs curry-o-metre scale, a zinger is one that is so hot it burms the hairs off on the way out. He hates curry that hot but it does save on the bleaching costs. Domestos aint cheap.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is taking beauty tips from me

 

[Speicher]

Last night MDB did not watch "Choose the right puppy for you".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Last night MDB did not watch "Choose the right puppy for you".

Speicher is now wanting to become a member of Cabin Crew just so she can buy a dog and leave it at home with her parents.


Seriously, that guy was an IDIOT and I am so glad he was talked out of it.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is now wanting to become a member of Cabin Crew just so she can buy a dog and leave it at home with her parents.


Seriously, that guy was an IDIOT and I am so glad he was talked out of it.

Wasn't he just! Why couldn't he just take his father's dog for a walk when he wanted to? Or join the Cinnamon Trust, and walk other people's dogs? Even I know that a dog cannot have two masters.

I met a Siberian Husky the other day.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol is just back from the salt mine. That's why Siberians are so husky

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol is just back from the salt mine. That's why Siberians are so husky

TBT knows that really IS a lie, because salt comes from the shop, everyone knows that!

 

[TVC]

Doug is entirely reliant on his gro clock to tell him when to bo to bed.

 

[Speicher]

TVC says "going bo boes" instead of going to bed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher's BO is on par with Smithbat's

The towels sent me also smelled funny so were unfit for my...... Errr, perfectly normal.... Use.

I now find out, via the Chris Packham thread that

'BO Goes Wild'

Was inspired by her, hence all the stinky, drool covered towels!

 

[TVC]

Doug doesn't usually have a bath, he just gives the Lithuanians at the car wash £5 to hose him down.

 

[PaulSecteur]

At night some people like to spoon.

TVC has a sense of one-upmanship and wont go with anything less than a ladle.

 

[TVC]

When under pressure you can rely on Paul to be holding his own.

He has already had a written warning at work for that.