Post a lie about the poster above.

[Smithbat]

Stephec does not attend such places as he is a good boy. He much prefers his weekly crochet club.

 

[SteCenturion]

Smithbat is very posh & having some friends over for croquet & Pimms on the lawn this afternoon .....


No .... No ....

That's not right ....



She is having friends round for croquettes & Rola Cola in the back yard.

 

[PaulSecteur]

regulators best scoring scrabble word was "splodge".

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is enjoying a very large cheese roll. He won it at Cooper's Hill for falling down more quickly than any one else.

 

[Speicher]

Oh yeah? Of course that's true, Rocky read in it the paper, see?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Although she keeps it out of sight, Speicher has a 3rd knee.

 

[Speicher]

Paul plays cricket and fields at either third leg or silly mid off.

 

[TVC]

Wol is hoping for a tickle in the slips.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has tried to bowl a maiden over but could never find a maiden.

 

[stephec]

26 knows plenty of madams.

 

[PaulSecteur]

After looking into having a nice relaxing holiday on a canal boat, steph decided not to bother after learning about locks.

"Seems like a lot of fuss for nuffink to me... why not just get the water to flow uphill? Be a whole load easier."

 

[TVC]

Paul likes to garden up hill.

 

[stephec]

TVC advertises his services in local shop windows as an expert in lady garden maintenance, all aspects covered, reasonable rates, and OAP's discounts available.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec isn't thick, but he is LIVID that that wee twat, Michael Parkinson has finally bumped off Muhammad Ali, and seems to have got away with it!!


He now knows that he was right to cheer when that Emu and Rod Hull attacked him all those years ago....

 

[TVC]

Mad Doug Biker, the Mary Berry of Cyclechat.