Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mrs Rockaay had to remove every mirror in their house as Rockaay kept on breaking them when he looked at them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug hates it when he's about to hug someone really attractive and his face hits the mirror.

I hate myself for knowing all that above!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After watching this, Rockaay isn't in Love with Grotbags, but Carol Lee Scot!
He likes them big you see.

I presume she was partly in character there:


View: https://youtu.be/xuAvh49BkDo

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has no taste in his crushes, but imagine how Mrs Rockaay thinks about it?

 

[stephec]

MDB's crush was Rod Hull, 'that Emu's a lucky b@5tard!'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec watched purely for The Windmill Kids.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

...... He liked to copy their dance moves.



..... What did all you lot think?

 

[stephec]

MDB is Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr's joke writer.

 

[PaulSecteur]

All day Steph as been playing with a calculator doing sums that add up to 58008, just so he can hold the display upside down to giggle at the word it spells.
"BOOBS"... He-he. He.he-he-ho-ho. He-he-he-he-he-ho-ho.

All day.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is hoping they get up to 58008 in the 'count to 100' thread so he can post a picture!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is far too shy to post in the "count to 100" thread

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is far too shy to post in the "count to 100" thread

TBT thinks that either a picture of a train or a Tractor will be really novel, wacky and a bit out there!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not sure why, but Doug still has a picture of Donny Osmond on his bedroom wall. Maybe he's a mormon.

Rockaay claims he is a mormon, but we all know he has added an extra second 'm'

 

[Speicher]

Doug is fond of oxymorons.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is fond of oxymorons.

Speicher is rusty at being a moron