Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Have you ever wondered what doug would look like if he had been to aldi, they had a sale on oranges and he brought more than his arms could carry and being a tight git wouldnt pay for a bag and had 2 extra to carry? Good news, its been captured on film...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrUm3hYwfE

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You know the line "I'm the King of the swingers..." in the Jungle Book movie, it has been mooted on more than one occasion that PS was the original inspiration.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh was tired of going to a pub, having a drink, having a pee and then repeating. It was so expensive.

But now he has found the inspiration to be a perpetual drinking machine!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI

 

[SteCenturion]

The footage above was captured by the Secteur's while on a family day out ..
not at the Zoo, but from Dunkin' Doughnuts in the Brum Bull Ring shopping centre.

While the kids can be clearly heard repeatedly saying "Urrrrgghhh" Daddy Secteur can be heard bragging .....

"I can do that" ..... "Piece of P!$$".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whenever he runs out of toilet paper, Ste is so supple that he can lick his bum clean.

Mrs Ste is, understandably, never terribly impressed afterwards. Not until he's brushed his teeth anyway.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB still asks ....

What is Bagginses ?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste is an expert on "Game of Thrones" due to the amount of time he spends crapping and playing angry birds.

Sorry, that should have been "Games on the throne".

 

[Andy_R]

PS likes to talk to God on the big white telephone

 

[stephec]

When Andy does that he always hears someone talking back to him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

stephec, one step beyond.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tosh lives in his house, in the middle of his street. Thats Madness.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste jas been practicing hitting small horses.

He wants to be known as the king of the donkey punchers.

 

[stephec]

PS is more likely to spank them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph has recieved a warning from the RSPCA for his Donkey Jacket.

 

[stephec]

MDB prefers a mac to a jacket.