Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie made a mess in Eton. The rest is history dessert

 

[colly]

Being a berk, 26 x 25 went berserk and decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No one has ever seen Angel Delight and colly in the same room (for more than a second or two).

 

[PaulSecteur]

No one has ever seen 26 without a bag of chips

 

[postman]

Postman holds so many grudges he asked PS for a spare bag of chips for his shoulder.

 

[colly]

Postman is the old block that chips come from

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly can tell the flavour of any donut simpley by inserting his tongue into it.

 

[stephec]

PS has his own unique method of making the holes in the middle of his homemade doughnuts.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph was born with a donut holding apendage... but only 1 at a time.

 

[Speicher]

Paul likes his buns to be iced.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher likes her curlies wurly

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 once ate a banjo.

Why?

Cuz a ukulele is just a snack, and a guitar would have just been greedy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS's puzzle is whether he can eat a Flute, and Clarinet or an Oboe. He always solves that one by stuffing the Oboe in.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mort cant go waving his "wand" around anymore, the judge was very clear on that.

 

[postman]

PS has just returned from an all night Nhs walk in centre.He asked the Doctor if he could give him something for the wind.The Doctor wrote him a prescription for a kite.