Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Postman has heard that the best person in Leeds to deal with his back pain is an Egyptian. So he is going to the Cairo Practor.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher tried to get to the root cause of her Cervicalgia, but it all turned into too much of a pain in the neck.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh has epic lateral condylitis. This rules him out of playing tennis at Wimbledon in June. Weston super Mare in July is still on the cards. Let's hope he serves an Ace.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has all the of answers to all of the complaints

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It hasn't been a week yet and everyone has posted in this thread. Also 26x25 would never bump a thread

 

[Speicher]

Tbt has been sewing in the garden.

He will need all the help he can get to find the thread again.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Speicher once farted in a crowded elevator and blamed it on a war veteran....

 

[stephec]

Charlotte sets light to her farts in winter as she's too tight to turn the central heating on.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Stephec didn't last long as a waiter as when serving a couple from Prague he asked if they wanted two Czechs or One

 

[Drago]

Charlotte is the granddaughter of Eva Braun, and has a penchant for Doc Martens boots, at least 14 hole.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Drago knows there are 14 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. But how would they fill the Albert Hall he wonders.

 

[Speicher]

TBT went to the Albert Hall for an Abba concert and there were 3,000 fans.



He still wonders why they did not just turn on the air conditioning instead.

 

[stephec]

When it comes to karaoke Speicher is always first up.

She'll only sing ABBA songs though, Voulez Vous?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph's ABBA karaoke didn't go too well. No one said "Thank You for the Music". They just threw tomatoes

 

[Speicher]

TBT is often asked to sing "Over the Hill and Far Away".