Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Paul is currently re-writing the song "Twinkle twinkle little star".

He is struggling to find a word that rhymes with "planet"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is writing a limerick and is looking for a word that rhymes with Janet.

 

[Andy_R]

26 was in Ireland, and couldn't work out why no one had written a poem about Limerick.

 

[postman]

Andy_R,don't anyone mention Who wants to be a Millionaire.He failed the last question.
Which Uni did the Pink Panther go to.
Durham,Durham Durham.Durham Durham.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

postie still doesn't get the panto joke with William Tell appearing with pitch stuck to his rear

Tarrybum, Tarrybum, Tarrybum bum bum bum

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Twentysix by twentyfive is 650 year old time lord, slightly deaf, called Dr Whaaaat

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

YukonBoy is a young whipper snapper called WhyMe.

 

[stephec]

26 has seen a fair few whips snap in his time.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph runs the nation's best whip repair service

 

[Vertego]

26x25 prefers a crop

 

[PaulSecteur]

Vert is so "pro peleton" that he always takes a wizz whilst moving in the saddle.

Probably best not to be behind him on a sky ride.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS stops for a wizz every half mile on the club run. The riders are muttering about giving him a prostate check.

 

[Speicher]

TBT ran a half marathon yesterday, dressed as ballerina.

His time? I guess you all want to know. It was tu hours and twenty tu tu minutes.

 

[postman]

Speicher,turned up for a Marathon.What a shock.Thought it was a free chocolate bar.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie had a good snicker about that ^^^^^