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colly

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In a world of pain 26 x 25 is Aspirin.
 

simonali

Guru
I was wondering how twentysix had knowledge of my shirt, but then I remembered he sold it to me because it wasn't the correct shade of plum.
 

simonali

Guru
That's the fake tan. I'm wearing an acid green shirt that clashes with my orange face beautifully.

Toshiba Boy secretly changed all his electronic stuff to Sony several years ago, but refuses to let on at the Toshiba factory where he puts TVs in boxes.
 

simonali

Guru
Wixsteman's avatar isn't a drawing it's an actual photo of what they do look like.



PS. How does everyone know so much about my taste in shirts?
 

simonali

Guru
I became Simonwaz after being called about a polishing job at 26's house. He had painted his car with magnolia eggshell emulsion and insisted I made it shiny again.

I immediately retired from the buffing game.
 
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