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[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete has been elected president of the Tadcaster branch of chartered accountants and wheel tappers. Here’s his everyday work attire.

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Bless

Rocky is eager to know what the headgear on the person behind is.

Incidentally, what a miserable looking specimen there!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has called Accountant Pete a miserable looking specimen, bless.

Doesn’t Doug know all accountants are miserable, bless.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky isn't an Accountant, in fact he never even learned how to count. He thinks he has 40 bikes when he only has 4, Bless.

He is miserable all the time though more or less, bless.


1067 Western Druid.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This was Captain Rockaay's ship. He thought the bridge was 1000 feet high...:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Hy2V3ZLwW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Bless!!
Except the Insurance company will not be so kind... Nor the Police!

 

[Rocky]

Bless!! Doug has won the Eurovision Song Contest. Here’s the first verse of his ditty…..picture him all in biker leathers like a slim version of MeatLoaf (Slimcea Loaf) on a Honda 50:

(Verse 1)

Neon lights and a desert moon,
Rolling thunder, coming soon,
Mad Doug Biker, chasing fate,
Leather heart and license plate.
He rides the storm, no turning back,
Freedom burning down the track.
Trousers slipping down, revealing his crack back

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bless!! Doug has won the Eurovision Song Contest. Here’s the first verse of his ditty…..picture him all in biker leathers like a slim version of MeatLoaf (Slimcea Loaf) on a Honda 50:

(Verse 1)

Neon lights and a desert moon,
Rolling thunder, coming soon,
Mad Doug Biker, chasing fate,
Leather heart and license plate.
He rides the storm, no turning back,
Freedom burning down the track.
Trousers slipping down, revealing his crack back

Biking down the track
The wind revealing my crack
See that girl by the bridge?
She ran off with my friend, oh what a Bitc...

 

[Rocky]

(Verse 2)
Through the fire, through the rain,
He’s laughing wild, he feels no pain,
Ghosts behind him, stars ahead,
Dreams of glory in his stead.
Crowds are roaring, hear his name,
Mad Doug’s dancing with the flame.


BTW there 33 more verses along this line…….I’m happy to post them for the delectation of CC members….perhaps I should start a Poll

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(Verse 2)
Through the fire, through the rain,
He’s laughing wild, he feels no pain,
Ghosts behind him, stars ahead,
Dreams of glory in his stead.
Crowds are roaring, hear his name,
Mad Doug’s dancing with the flame.


BTW there 33 more verses along this line…….I’m happy to post them for the delectation of CC members….perhaps I should start a Poll

And there are only 6 'Westerns' to go.


... WILL HE DO IT? CAN HE FIT 33 MORE VERSES INTO THE THREAD BEFORE WESTERN BULWARK ARRIVES??

AND WHY THE OBSESSION WITH CRACKS ANYWAY??

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALMENT OF... ROCKY SAYS BLESS!!