Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB scours ebay regularly to try and complete his collection of Ladybird ABC books.

It's a nostalgia thing, he's trying to recapture his late teens.

Teens? '40s' more like!

Stephec is still furious at the BBC as he sees the 'Ace Rimmer' character in Red Dwarf to be a clear and blatant rip - off of Biggles. He's not happy, I can tell you!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, 1070, Western Gauntlet.

Annyway, Stephec is currently boogieing along to these utter bangers (or is that 'Stoners'?)!


View: https://youtu.be/mTr_HS_O4Ek?feature=shared

 

[Drago]

Mad Doug Biker had an affair with Cookie Monster.

 

[Rocky]

Drago recently bought a car on eBay that used to be owned by Bonnie Tyler. It's terrible.

Every now and then it falls apart.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky went for a health MOT yesterday - unfortunately he failed on his emissions.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker had an affair with Cookie Monster.

He had a surprisingly good Party Ring!!


Yeah, sorry.

Rocky went for a health MOT yesterday - unfortunately he failed on his emissions.

And talking of such things, ACP has just tested positive for V.E.D

 

[Rocky]

Doug often says “car park” when his american friends are around.

It means a lot to them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug often says “car park” when his american friends are around.

It means a lot to them.

Rockaay's dirty mac is attracting a lot of admiring glances down the sperm bank.

They don't call him 'The Sperminator' for nothing you know!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's blood pressure is 120psi - which explains why he's continually feeling tyred.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

accyPete's tyre guage always reads 120/80. He has healthy tyres he tells the club run.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of tyres, 26 saw a homeless man living in a tyre today, so he popped it.

Now he lives in a flat

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's dyslexia often results in some poor ebay purchases - does anyone want to take an unwanted Pirelli colander off his hands?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's dyslexia often results in some poor ebay purchases - does anyone want to take an unwanted Pirelli colander off his hands?

No word of a lie, I once bought a BR Train Ferry coffee cup off of eBay, with me expecting a mug.

It was tiny and the only mug was me! 🤦‍♂️🤣

 

[Rocky]

Also Doug once bought a Brian Ferry coffee cup from eBay - his neighbour really envied him that purchase. He was such a Jealous Guy.