Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug knows nor way would I have that in my bath.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows nor way would I have that in my bath.

Rocky is only jealous, as it would displace more water than him!

 

[Rocky]

Doug also wondered why it had a bar code on its hull.

Doug …. It’s so when it gets back a Norwegian port, they can Scan di navy in

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug also wondered why it had a bar code on its hull.

Doug …. It’s so when it gets back a Norwegian port, they can Scan di navy in

Coincidentally, due to that abomination of a joke, Captain Rocky is being sent to Hell.

... Hell in Norway, that is!

 

[accountantpete]

Whilst visting Rocky in Hell, Mad Doug drives a Fjord Fiesta

 

[Rocky]

Pete's real name is Bjorn. He's got six younger brothers all called Bjorn.

However it is fair to say that he is the first bjorn in his family.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's first names are Bjorn Again Christian

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete is from Holland, and once famously stuck his finger in a dyke to save the town. It didn't end well.

 

[Thorn Sherpa]

Drago was once arrested in Holland riding atop the Van Gogh Museum.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sherpa is not from the Khumbu region in the Nepalese Himalayas and in fact comes from the fens.