Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug knows nor way would I have that in my bath.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows nor way would I have that in my bath.

Rocky is only jealous, as it would displace more water than him!

 

[Rocky]

Doug also wondered why it had a bar code on its hull.

Doug …. It’s so when it gets back a Norwegian port, they can Scan di navy in

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug also wondered why it had a bar code on its hull.

Doug …. It’s so when it gets back a Norwegian port, they can Scan di navy in

Coincidentally, due to that abomination of a joke, Captain Rocky is being sent to Hell.

... Hell in Norway, that is!

 

[accountantpete]

Whilst visting Rocky in Hell, Mad Doug drives a Fjord Fiesta

 

[Rocky]

Pete's real name is Bjorn. He's got six younger brothers all called Bjorn.

However it is fair to say that he is the first bjorn in his family.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's first names are Bjorn Again Christian

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete is from Holland, and once famously stuck his finger in a dyke to save the town. It didn't end well.

 

[Thorn Sherpa]

Drago was once arrested in Holland riding atop the Van Gogh Museum.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sherpa is not from the Khumbu region in the Nepalese Himalayas and in fact comes from the fens.

 

[Rocky]

Ming was once climbing in the Himalayas and asked a sherpa what he did.

The sherpa replied 'Let me..summit up for you.'

 

[stephec]

Rocky hopes to ascend to great heights with his jokes, unfortunately he's going to need a submarine.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rocky comes from a big family of Rockies in Canada

 

[Drago]

Ming invented the rare and expensive delicacy, the Canada Dry Ginger Whale.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@Rocky, turns out there were originally more Westerns proposed and here are their names 😂

D1074 - D1099 were to be named:

D1074 WESTERN VALIANT
D1075 WESTERN SCEPTRE
D1076 WESTERN DIADEM
D1077 WESTERN JEWEL
D1078 WESTERN CROWN
D1079 WESTERN VICTOR
D1080 WESTERN LUSTRE
D1081 WESTERN EAGLE
D1082 WESTERN HAWK
D1083 WESTERN FALCON
D1084 WESTERN COMET
D1085 WESTERN PLANET
D1086 WESTERN ISLE
D1087 WESTERN METEOR
D1088 WESTERN ZEPHYR
D1089 WESTERN MISTRAL
D1090 WESTERN FLOWER
D1091 WESTERN ROSE
D1092 WESTERN GARLAND
D1093 WESTERN EMBLEM
D1094 WESTERN LEGEND
D1095 WESTERN HERITAGE
D1096 WESTERN FURY
D1097 WESTERN RAPIER
D1098 WESTERN SABRE
D1099 WESTERN JAVELIN

So, the page is currently 1074 Western Valiant!