Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Moon bunny can mimic the Oozlum bird's mating call. She can attract them from miles around.

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF came up with the collective noun for a group of Oozlum birds - a Flappery

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny, TBT and ACP didn't just ignore my post.

 

[stephec]

MB, TBT, and ACP, are used to being ignored.

 

[Speicher]

Who?

 

[accountantpete]

What?

 

[Drago]

Accountant Pete can get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.

 

[accountantpete]

Drago founded the Kwik Fit gymnasium empire

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago founded the Kwik Fit gymnasium empire

ACP knows that Kwik Fit and not nicknamed 'Thick Sh*t' for nothing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB likes to do a lot of stirring but thick sh*t has him struggling.

 

[accountantpete]

When stirring thick s*** TSTF uses a fan to save time

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccyPete thinks it's "when the fan hits the sh*t"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccyPete doesn't realise a whole week has gone by.

 

[accountantpete]

AccyPete doesn't realise a 10170 minutes has gone by.

TSTF is always infuriatingly imprecise - so I have fixed the post for him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TSTF is always infuriatingly imprecise - so I have fixed the post for him.

ACP is going to get Ross Kemp onto this...