Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

MDB was over the moon when his landlady asked if he could fertilise her eggs. unfortunately, MDB got the wrong end of the stick. This was what she was actually looking for

How quickly can a man zip his fly back up? Ask MDB.

 

[Andy_R]

Mort thinks he's a bear. It must be the big












pause.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A copy of Horse And Hound, a pot of tea and a turkey baister, can there possibly be a better night in Andy wonders?

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort MDB has met Norbert Dentressangle.

 

[Hover Fly]

Re all nault where Uncle Mort gets his terrible puns.

(And I know I was late but it was too terrible to miss)

 

[colly]

Mort had his head hit er? When he was young I think.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort MDB has met Norbert Dentressangle.

That's easy for you to say !

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's easy for you to say !

Colly has been down the pub again

 

[colly]

Blimey ! Things are moving faster than Mad Doug's sporran in here.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not as fast as Colly's nits. The pub was infected before he had finished sipping his shandy

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has gnats.

 

[colly]

Rocky's nits are mad.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky's been giving handgrenades to monkeys again.......baboom

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly gave nits to mad Doug

*Scratch scratch* I was wondering about that...

Colly's favourite joke is "what is worn under Mad Doug's kilt?". "Nothing it's all in working order.". Boom boom

Rocky has a Website. His pants haven't been disturbed in years now!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's been giving handgrenades to monkeys again.......baboom

Andy loves nothing better than to bang the monkey!