Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mad Doug wear underpants under his underpants.

 

[Andy_R]

When colly goes to the pub he sits under the table and pants

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy ALWAYS goes Commando, even if his skin tight Lycra shorts distresses little old ladies.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug distresses big old ladies.








Or is that laddies?

 

[Andy_R]

MDB like short old ladies in lycra. Its distressing

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Or is that laddies?

'COME AND GET IT BOYS!!


Colly has never looked at the top shelf in his local newsagents, ever. Meanwhile, Andy is feeling strangely turned on at The thought of the aforementioned Lycra clad old ladies.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB can't reach the top shelf in his local newsagent, and has to ask passing old ladies

 

[colly]

Andy passed a man on a motorbike. He was confused saying: ' I don't remember eating that'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pfft, I can just look on the interweb these days!

Simply to get permission to see this site, Andy, living in North Korea, had to singlehandedly kill a battalion of South Korean Soldiers armed with nothing but a parasol and a fruit knife.

Andy isn't his real name by the way.



Rocky on the other hand.......

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky looks for magazines on old ladies tops. Cardigan Digest is his favourite

 

[Andy_R]

If MDB reveals my true name, I'll have to come up there and make use of the parasol and fruit knife.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug Andy has delusions of grandeur. Or is that Grand Marnier.

 

[Andy_R]

colly has delusions of grandma. That Norman Bates has got a lot to answer for.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If MDB reveals my true name, I'll have to come up there and make use of the parasol and fruit knife.

I know, but I have a secret weapon to (literally) stop you in your tracks if you try it. A recording of your national anthem...... On a continuous loop, meaning you won't be able to move until it is finished..... Which it never will be.

Ha, beat THAT!

 

[colly]

Grab-a Granny night is Andy's bestest evening of the week.