Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Andy is the only person ever known to Medical Science who can actually properly digest Sweetcorn
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Whereas MDB is the only person known to Food Science who can make his own chocolate digestives. And not just the topping either.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
In keeping with E.U. Legislation, Andy, by law has to collect up all of his number 2s, wrap them up in brown paper (optional) and tied up with string, and post them to the Govenment.
Royal Mail have protested bitterly for years, but there really is nothing they can do about it.
When Andy forgets to do this, you can, as I said above, see instantly down the Sewerage works, and some poor sod has to dive in and collect them.
Royal Mail have protested bitterly for years, but there really is nothing they can do about it.
When Andy forgets to do this, you can, as I said above, see instantly down the Sewerage works, and some poor sod has to dive in and collect them.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug needs treatment
works policy documents.
works policy documents.
accountantpete
OAP
Uncle Mort invites people to commode to his place.
Mr Phoebus
New Member
Pete's one of those one day wonders that pack out bookies once a year on Grand National Day.
He was asked if he wanted his horse "each way" he replied that he only wanted it to run towards the finish line
and not back to the start again.
He was asked if he wanted his horse "each way" he replied that he only wanted it to run towards the finish line
and not back to the start again.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
At the same time that Mort is led to Gypsy Rose Lee's tent, washed, and led up the aisle
Mr Phoebus
New Member
Mort reckons he's got a crystal ball, but we all know it's just an upturned goldfish bowl.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Good luck finding something worth nicking in my bank account!
Mr P bought an outdoor swimming pool for his goldfish, Bib and Bob. He didn't add any Chlorine though, he's not THAT daft!
MisterStan
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- Location
- Out there somewhere
Rockymountain was born in n Eddie Stobart lorry.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mister Stan is hungry. He hopes someone will bring him some Foden drink soon
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky loves some Scammell eggs in the mornings.
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