Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky is risqué in his Basque.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

colly has just been for an afternoon dip in the Thames - two hooligan boats almost did for him!

Oxbridge elite or not, I'll tell you something for nothing, you DO NOT want to get in the way of an 8 going full out!

People who know nothing about it will not doubt find it hilarious, but really, it wasn't.


Anyway, Rocky just loves the feeling of his full length Lycra one piece when he's out on the water.

 

[colly]

Mad Oxford Don Biker is Professor of Jurisprudence holding the Trenton Oldfield Chair of Nautical Law. MODB knows that the protestor passed the boats on the wrong side......unforgivable.

Mornington Crescent !

Rocky's bathing hat is welded in place.

 

[TVC]

RM tells everyone he invented Mornington Crescent, and still has the original set of rules.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's Tivial Persuit strategy is to shove the box up the jacksie of the person who suggested they play it.

 

[colly]

Being an Uber Macho Alpha type Mort never 'plays', he does it for real.

 

[accountantpete]

colly plays Kerplunk every time he sits on the loo.

 

[colly]

ACP has not been taking lessons from Loony Doug with regards to maintaining standards.

 

[TVC]

RM dunks his biscuit in other people's tea. The cad!

 

[colly]

Talking of stand ard, Colly has invented a soluble blue pill for your tea. It doesn't improve your performance in bed but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

I guess that would be a Hob knob then.

Rocky likes a lot of chocolate on his biscuit. He did join the club after all.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has just found out that he has got butt rot.







He was in the garden this afternoon, and found the symptoms at the base of his conifers.

 

[TVC]

RM has got a massive butt.


His garden water barrel is quite large as well.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a very small prick



on his finger. He was not wearing gloves while pruning the roses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP has not been taking lessons from Loony Doug with regards to maintaining standards.

Sorry,what have I done now?

TVC has a very small prick



on his finger. He was not wearing gloves while pruning the roses.

Speicher tells me that she is going to see a vegetable growing friend later on to see his entries for this years village fair. Apparently he's got a big one he want to show her.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky was the office cleaner for Baader Meinhof.