Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort is the biggest breeder of Portuguese Podengos in the country

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has no knowledge of obscure breeds of dogs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly once shacked up with the Lancashire Heeler from down the road, but it didn't last, what with her being from Lancashire and not Yorkshire and all that.

 

[colly]

Lancashire Heeler? Yet again Mad Doug impresses and proves he is a genuine polymath with his insight into northern cobblers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly thinks that Polymath is something you fill cracks in your walls with

 

[colly]

See a crack that need filling and Mad Doug is never far away.




The injunction is clearly not working.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly, hardly a day goes by when he isn't aware of the need to urgently paper over the cracks.

 

[Rapples]

Archie Tects absence from this thread is easily explained by his recent trip to London, he's a Contemporary Urbanist

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rapples is a Contemporary Urbanist Neo Transitional

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM is neighbours with Alex Woods, and has felt his pain since Saturday.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky lived next door to Fred West, and even (innocently) helped him with the patio during the summer of '76.


Seriously though, on seeing Dr Woods passed out in the bow seat at the end of the race, and with nobody noticing him, not even the BBC, it provoked a most unusual reaction in me (no, not THAT), one I normally don't feel towards humans... I started to feel my blood cooling down....

I just hope it never happens again.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When working as bin man quite a long time ago during a gap year in the U.S. Rocky used to empty Betty Ford's bins.

As a result, he can how identify ANY alcoholic drink purely by the sound of the glass being hit by a tuning fork. Even the year!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky prefers whisky- no reason- he just does, alright?

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is just off out to get some killer weed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie keeps his whiskey in the jar - in the shed, hidden behind some plant pots.

I'm not surprised you are hiding it. WHISKEY??

Spawn of the devil that!

Even though it's a bank holiday, Pete will follow his normal routine: sleep in until 2.00pm, watch day time TV - including Countdown, Judge Judy and Jerry Springer. Go out and feast on KFC. Sit down with a 12 pack and watch the Shopping Channel till 4am.

By a slip of the keyboard, Rocky has inadvertently posted his to-do list for today on CyclChat.

And.... mine..... folks, I think Uncle Mort is spying on us!