Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher often recites 17th Century poetry, in a strong Brummie accent, whilst asleep

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher often recites 17th Century poetry, in a strong Brummie accent, whilst asleep

As does Aperitif

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is ugly! Checkmate! (Or is he Polish? )

 

[Aperitif]

The first three letters of ToshibaBoys name stand for "TOo Slow"

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif offered Molly a very expensive drink in a posh night club.

It was a Molly toff cocktail

 

[Aperitif]

Phew! - a lucky smiley!

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher has no idea of my pedigree...have you chum?

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif is keen on cycling - so why has he got a degree in pedology?

 

[Aperitif]

The answer used to be in the soil - but now it is in the TEA leaves - as Speicher knows...

 

[Noodley]

Aperitif frequently rubs duck fat onto his buttocks.

 

[HLaB]

Aperitif frequently rubs duck fat onto his buttocks.

Noodley rubs it into his face afterwards, its good for his complexion.

 

[Aperitif]

Eider (useful word that) know what Noodley is on about. Blatant cheek if you ask me!

 

[Aperitif]

Tut! I'm forever "fighting the Hlab"...

 

[Speicher]

When Aperitif talks about being Vice President, he is thinking of the vice in his tool box.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher doesn't know the difference between being voted for and being an honorary member...