Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Aperitif forgets that being voted for means that you are a fine up-standing member, but an honourable (?) member might be a complete jerk.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher and I don't agree on this matter...

 

[Bollo]

Aperitif and Speicher sitting in a tree
Kay eye ess ess eye en gee

 

[Speicher]

Bollo thinks that Senior Members should wear coats of many colours.

 

[Aperitif]

Bollo - see Kay's esses...

 

[Aperitif]

Ladies first...

 

[Bollo]

Aperitif buys his puns wholesale from a Columbian wordplay cartel and then cuts them with base humour to increase the street value.

 

[Aperitif]

Bollo is a slouch on a bike who goes everywhere at a snail's pace, leaden with panniers full of a week's washing and ironing. (That's pretty blatant eh B? )

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif has always smelt ever so slightly of violets

 

[Noodley]

sp99 likes to lick the melted cheese that sticks to the sandwich bags of toasted sandwiches.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever staying at a hotel, Noodley always takes a small sewing kit and a shower cap, just in case there are none avaiable in his room

 

[TVC]

User76 touches himself whilst watching Ready Steady Cook, he gets particularly excited on 'Green Pepper' days.

 

[aJohnson]

User76 touches himself whilst watching Ready Steady Cook, he gets particularly excited on 'Green Pepper' days.

TVC typed message on a PC which is both attached to his bike and powered by his bike.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain is related to Timmy Mallett, but neither of them admit to this

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain is related to Timmy Mallett, but neither of them admit to this

aJohnson is the love child of Timmy Mallett and Toyah Wilcox....

...note to self - "Come on Toshiba boy, must type more quickly!"