Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Ajohnson often passes himself off as Al Jolson in an attempt to get free drinks

 

[colly]

damn that TB.!!

Toshiba Boy is very slow some mornings.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

damn that TB.!!

Toshiba Boy is very slow some mornings.

Especially on the Sunday morning rides.....it's meant to be lies Colly

Colly has twenty cats, that eat and sleep with him, they're all named after characters in Lord of the Rings

 

[colly]

Toshiba Boy bakes bricks made from cow $hit for a living

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshiba Boy bakes bricks made from cow $hit for a living

...and Colly builds houses with them, scoring highly on the environmental reports, although there have been some claims for a strong methane odour emanating from the walls...

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy bites on red blood capsules when coming out of his NHS dentists and is paid to do this by the private practitioners in the area.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete had to check if the word gullible has been missed out of the Oxford English Dictionary

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain collects wooden rattles as used by football supporters in days gone by, particularly from the 1920 to 1939 era, he'll show his collection to anybody who shows the least bit of interest, ..... he now has three rattles

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy still sports a big rosette and bobble hat on matchdays and shouts "Up The Town" to anyone in earshot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

accountantpete causes consternation at football matches, by changing the team he supports at half-time, saying he always prefers to cheer for the team attacking the goal that he sits behind

 

[Aperitif]

Rather than be a run-of-the-mill smuggler of electrical goods, it was intended that him above was to be called 'Cohiba Boy' and deal in cuban fancies - but he couldn't spell.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Aperitif is unable to produce his own saliva, and has to buy bottles of synthetic spit, in bulk from Lidl

 

[TVC]

On Saturday night, Toshiba boy put on his mums frocks and becomes Toshiba Girl

 

[Aperitif]

Toshiba Boy - Lidl does he know...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshiba Boy - Lidl does he know...

Aperitif shaves his legs, but plaits his hairy back