Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Colly is never backwards in coming forwards... he drives an Italian tank....

 

[colly]

Rocky is a complete European.


Huh. Cheese eating, sausage eating, paella munching, Guinness drinking, gravy train driving, foreigner.

 

[ThinAir]

Colly is a complete a**e.

 

[colly]

OBJECTION !

I will have you know, my good man, I am a unibuttock.

Thinair wears the trousers in his house. When he's allowed that is.

 

[ThinAir]

OVERRULED! Its a lie remember!

rocky enjoys the thought of me in a skirt!

 

[TVC]

Thinhair never wears a skirt, or slingbacks, or a well fitted bra.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky has never been mistaken for rocky................1,2,3,4 or 5.

 

[colly]

Nihal wants to take up boxing. Lack of cardboard is hindering his ambition.

 

[TVC]

Colly remains in his wet paper bag, but valliently battles to get out

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a humungous battle to get into his wet suit, and he still struggles to do up the front zip.

 

[TVC]

Dry suit thank you madam

Wol is followed around by the feint smell of cat biscuits.

 

[Speicher]

Off topic somewhat: what is the difference between a dry suit and a wet suit?

 

[TVC]

A wet suit lets in water, it is tight fitting so the water gets trapped, is heated by the body and along with the neoprene of the suit provides insulation. A dry suit is completely sealed with latex cuffs and neck so no water goes in. Underneath you wear an insulation layer which can be anything from a light fleece to a big padded onesie depending on how cold it is in the water. Drysuits are much warmer and more comfortable than wet suits and are the only proper option in Northern Eurpean seas.

 

[TVC]

Rocky, a man with his own shed.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC...doesn't suffer from claustrophobia... he likes Father Christmas.