Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

That's a mouthful Colly....

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is red hot when playing Poker, isn't he Colly?

 

[colly]

Archie_tect is red hot when playing Poker, isn't he Colly?

They don't like it up 'em you know.

Speicher is an out of body experience.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is still waiting for The Badger Parade mentioned on the previous page!

 

[colly]

MDB knows that young beavers end up as old badgers.

Edit: because MDB has been a confirmed badger badgerer since forever.

 

[Speicher]

Colly was closely involved with the eradication of the Coypu in East Anglia.

 

[Archie_tect]

You wouldn't believe what Wol coughs up.

 

[ThinAir]

Archie is a compulsive throat clearer.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is a cross dresser.






He is often grumpy first thing in the morning when he is putting on his clothes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wol is a Welsh Dresser... complete with lacy ruff.

 

[Speicher]

Archie is wearing a bow tie.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Edit: because MDB has been a confirmed badger badgerer since forever.

Colly is a confirmed Badger Buggerer. The RSPCA are keen to find him, especially Simon, the poofy one who wants to know more about what technique he uses, and give a demonstration.... But not on a Badger of course!

Archie is wearing a bow tie.

Being Sartorial, Speicher is about to apply for a job at Private Eye.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is as rough as a bear's arse.



Allegedly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is as rough as a bear's arse.

Allegedly.

Colly hasn't used Andrex ever since he lost the audition for a certain series of adverts to a Labrador.

He still maintains that he would have been better at rounding everyone up and circling them in toilet paper!

'That's a job for a Colly that is!'

He's often heard muttering.

 

[Cheddar George]

Doug uses a shaving brush made from the hair of a gerbil .............. sometimes he just uses a gerbil.