Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar is the star of a rodent based porn film. Its called

'The Jird Man'

 

[colly]

Mad Doug and Freddie Starr are always fighting over the last snack.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug ........... the Jird Man of Alcatraz.

I had to google "Jird" ...... every day is a school day.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly ............. like a ferret up a drain pipe.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar George can fit into his drainpipe








trousers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst in the U.S., Speicher had a short lived job in Costco:

http://business.time.com/2013/11/20/costco-apologizes-for-labeling-bibles-as-fiction/

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not like his Revelation suitcase, he prefers an antelope.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In an attempt to earn more money after getting the sack from Costco, Speicher now leads tours of the sewers of London.

Says the advert

'Get A Breathtaking Turd's Eye View Of London!!'

She hasn't really been flushed with success as of yet, particularly as her biggest rival is tours of Westminster.

 

[colly]

Doug is at it again. There is always one who has to lift things to a higher plane.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly saves with the Woolwich.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is wearing a hand-knitted Aran jumper and he is very uncomfortable. His woolley itches.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wol isn't sure about wool, which should she use?

 

[Archie_tect]

Any orifice needing stitching R?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is at it again. There is always one who has to lift things to a higher plane.

Actually, I got the 'Turd's Eye View' thing from seeing the Queen get a 'Bird's Eye View' at The Shard today!

 

[colly]

Nit one (that's ArchieDoug) purl one.