MDB always wanted to grow up to be one of those sticky octopussies (octopi? nope, octopussies) that slowly crawl down the wall. It was his favourite childhood toy.
To try to get a feeling of what that's like he covers himself in double sided tape and rolls down the local high rise.
As a T-tottaler CAB doesn't usual have much fun on Saturday nights... That is until everyone else is drunk. She then holds their wrist and makes them punch themselves while ssaying
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"
Little known fact about CAB: If her left ear is itching she will reach over with her right arm to scratch it. If her right ear is itching she goes to the nextdoor neighbours and gets them to sort it out.
Anything else that itches is sorted in order of priority.
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