Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul is a Welsh tart
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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Paul is a Welsh tart
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB always wanted to grow up to be one of those sticky octopussies (octopi? nope, octopussies) that slowly crawl down the wall. It was his favourite childhood toy.
To try to get a feeling of what that's like he covers himself in double sided tape and rolls down the local high rise.
To try to get a feeling of what that's like he covers himself in double sided tape and rolls down the local high rise.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Paul loves going in lifts with people and 1. farting 2. Mentioning the lack of cable maintenance.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
^^^ Not a lie.
CAB has brought herself some very thick "Mr. Magoo" Glasses. She then walks around clothing stores talking to the mannequins.
CAB has brought herself some very thick "Mr. Magoo" Glasses. She then walks around clothing stores talking to the mannequins.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
( I often do this and apologize for bumping into them - 
)
Paul often will insist he wears a bicycle helmet as part of his "astronaut training."
)Paul often will insist he wears a bicycle helmet as part of his "astronaut training."
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
As a T-tottaler CAB doesn't usual have much fun on Saturday nights... That is until everyone else is drunk. She then holds their wrist and makes them punch themselves while ssaying
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Paul often sits out front pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
(I did this once when I was 15.....country bumpkin life was obviously very boring)
(I did this once when I was 15.....country bumpkin life was obviously very boring)
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Right now CAB is multitasking. Typing and chewing her own toe nails.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Hailing as he does from Norfolk, Paul has a choice of 12 nails to chew
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Doug loves to sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as he can, over and over and over..
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Little known fact about CAB: If her left ear is itching she will reach over with her right arm to scratch it. If her right ear is itching she goes to the nextdoor neighbours and gets them to sort it out.
Anything else that itches is sorted in order of priority.
Anything else that itches is sorted in order of priority.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Paul regularly asks young men to 'interface' with him....
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
being a trekkie, paul is more interested in the final front ear
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
CAB and Roadrash are trying to tag-team me!!! Double whammy!
Easy tigers!
Easy tigers!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
- Status
