Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

....... When in Walsall, try and escape as quickly as possible!! Its too late for Paul, but if you have just arrived, get out whilst you are still ahead!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

After a recent visit to Walsall, MDB changed the sign that says "You are now leaving Walsall, thanks for driving safely" to "you are now leavening Walsall, please wash your hands."

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul moves peoples bookmarks 3 pages when they aren't looking...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Cab keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.

People she really dislikes may end up smothered.

 

[Lavender Rose]

(BOOB-AGE!)

Paul will stare at you for about five minutes, making sure you know he's staring at you. Then, slowly sneak up to you while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff your head, then run away. Repeat.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Who wears short shorts?

Cab wears short shorts.

 

[Lavender Rose]

(Oh dear....I wish I could )

Paul insists on random impromptu Weird Al singalongs......

 

[PaulSecteur]

This season, cab are mostly wearing a onesie and fluffy slippers.

 

[Lavender Rose]

(SPOT ON!)

Paul throws newspapers back at the paperboys.

 

[roadrash]

CAB throws herself at paper boys

 

[Lavender Rose]

(oh yes.....if they look like Ryan Gosling or Bradley Cooper....)

Roadrash randomly stands in the street and points up, then awards himself with skittles for every mug that looks up.......

 

[PaulSecteur]

Share a box of jaffa cakes with cab and you have a friend for life.

Offer oreos and you just made an enemy.

 

[Lavender Rose]

(OREOS ARE SCUM!)

Paul loves gardening so much, he scrubs his trees in the front yard on Saturday....but not Sunday....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Having become bored with the lack if innovation in comedy, Cab has begun work on the worlds first treble entendre.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This season, cab are mostly wearing a onesie and fluffy slippers.

(SPOT ON!)

Paul is a dressing gown and slippers kind of guy. It sounds vaguely glamourous in a Noel Coward kind of way until you realise that the dressing gown is about 20 years old, is too short and he never wears any pants, so when he sits down..... Anyway.

Having become bored with the lack if innovation in comedy, Cab has begun work on the worlds first treble entendre.

Paul got bored and went to the Comedy club bar and ordered a new drink from France. An Entende Cordial!