Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
....... When in Walsall, try and escape as quickly as possible!! Its too late for Paul, but if you have just arrived, get out whilst you are still ahead!!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
After a recent visit to Walsall, MDB changed the sign that says "You are now leaving Walsall, thanks for driving safely" to "you are now leavening Walsall, please wash your hands."
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Paul moves peoples bookmarks 3 pages when they aren't looking...
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Cab keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.
People she really dislikes may end up smothered.
People she really dislikes may end up smothered.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
(BOOB-AGE!)
Paul will stare at you for about five minutes, making sure you know he's staring at you. Then, slowly sneak up to you while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff your head, then run away. Repeat.
Paul will stare at you for about five minutes, making sure you know he's staring at you. Then, slowly sneak up to you while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff your head, then run away. Repeat.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Who wears short shorts?
Cab wears short shorts.
Cab wears short shorts.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
(Oh dear....I wish I could 
)
Paul insists on random impromptu Weird Al singalongs......
)Paul insists on random impromptu Weird Al singalongs......
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
This season, cab are mostly wearing a onesie and fluffy slippers.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
(SPOT ON!)
Paul throws newspapers back at the paperboys.
Paul throws newspapers back at the paperboys.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
CAB throws herself at paper boys
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
(oh yes.....if they look like Ryan Gosling or Bradley Cooper....)
Roadrash randomly stands in the street and points up, then awards himself with skittles for every mug that looks up.......
Roadrash randomly stands in the street and points up, then awards himself with skittles for every mug that looks up.......
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Share a box of jaffa cakes with cab and you have a friend for life.
Offer oreos and you just made an enemy.
Offer oreos and you just made an enemy.
Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
(OREOS ARE SCUM!)
Paul loves gardening so much, he scrubs his trees in the front yard on Saturday....but not Sunday....
Paul loves gardening so much, he scrubs his trees in the front yard on Saturday....but not Sunday....
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Having become bored with the lack if innovation in comedy, Cab has begun work on the worlds first treble entendre.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul is a dressing gown and slippers kind of guy. It sounds vaguely glamourous in a Noel Coward kind of way until you realise that the dressing gown is about 20 years old, is too short and he never wears any pants, so when he sits down..... Anyway.
Paul got bored and went to the Comedy club bar and ordered a new drink from France. An Entende Cordial!
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