Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort won his local's boiled egg eating competition, with 43 in 20 minutes, but was then 'bound' for three and a half weeks.

 

[accountantpete]

Slightly misunderstanding his cycling tutor's motto of "No pain,no gain" Swee'pea tips a packet of pork scratchings down his shorts before setting off on a training ride.

 

[Archie_tect]

Despite a lingering feeling of melancholy AP always puts a brave face on when peeling onions.

 

[jpembroke]

Archie_tect invented the pond

 

[swee'pea99]

jpembroke was to have been on University Challenge, but when in the rehearsals an answer of his made it clear that he believed Dylan Thomas to have been a character in the Magic Roundabout, Jeremy Paxman, outraged at his ignorance (and nursing one of his notorious 'savage' hangovers) came out from behind his desk and beat him so severely that he had to be substituted, spending the day of recording connected to a drip and one of those special machines that goes bleeep....bleeep.....bleeep....

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort visits the Reichenbach Falls every summer in an attempt to find Sherlock Holmes' body and expose the subsequent stories as an elaborate hoax.

 

[jpembroke]

accountantpete introduced the kidney bean to mombassa and was once consultant astronomer to Debenhams.

 

[accountantpete]

J.P. comes from a long line of Embrokes,one of whose farts actually sparked the "Clearances" in Scotland.

 

[Fnaar]

accountantpete is a trolley-dolly named Jervaise

 

[Aperitif]

Fnaar is from a madding crowd of folk...

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is an anagram of Runt Clone -his rock n roll stage name.

there is a slightly worse anagram to be had!

 

[PaulB]

accountantpete has no concept of wood.

 

[Fnaar]

PaulB's favourite band is Grab Grab the Haddock

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort completely misunderstood the nature of the Snap-On-Tools catalogue he ordered - mistaking snap for strap.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete got pushed into accountancy by his dad. He always wanted to be a greengrocer, and even now he fondles the merchandise in Sainsburys whenever he gets the chance...especially aubergines, for some reason.