Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 never goes out without wearing a hat

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort has 37 nephews but not a single niece. Even Derren Brown couldn't pull that off.

 

[jpembroke]

swee'pea99 left Fray Bentos for Mr Kipling.

 

[Aperitif]

jpembroke has gold cups - and saucers...

 

[Bollo]

Uncle Mort terrifies French children

 

[swee'pea99]

Bollo is an ardent Preston North End suppporter and has Preston tattooed on one buttock and North tattooed on t'other. I'm not sure about End.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea's belches can reach 120 decibels and the neighbours seek soundproof shelter soon after the fizzy lemonade delivery is made.

 

[Archie_tect]

Despite several prosecutions AP has yet to find a foolproof way of smuggling pick'n mix out of the Prince's Street Menzies before the chocolate frogs melt down his leg... at least DCI Rebus thought it was 'til he ate one.

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie tect has the worlds largest collection of Badger porn.

 

[Cubist]

The DOctor used to help me with my homework

 

[TVC]

Cubist thinks that Dan Brown is a decent author.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has got a job in Cern, with the aim of using the Large Hadron Collider to create a doughnut 23 miles in diameter.

 

[TVC]

The Doc is still looking for the jam in the middle of the Cern doughnut.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has obviously eaten it all.
Greedy pig!!!

 

[Cubist]

Cubist thinks that Dan Brown is a decent author.

The Doctor is a good friend of Dan Brown