Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

sweep'ea99 is a cheap puppet. Unlike sooty'ea4.99. A bear faced lie...

 

[Bollo]

Aperitif is awaiting major reconstructive surgery after badly misinterpreting the phrase "chiselled good looks"

 

[PaulB]

You know that all cows are born white, don't you? Well Bollo's family have, for centuries, had the "filling in the black and brown bits on cows" concession off the government. And very well out of it they do, too, I might add.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

PaulB applies mascara to Jersey cows.

 

[PaulB]

PaulB applies mascara to Jersey cows.

You lyin' get.

 

[TVC]

PaulB wears a bra which he stuffs with Tunnocks Teacakes "For the ride".

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

PaulB wears a bra which he stuffs with Tunnocks Teacakes "For the ride".

I tried it once, they just melt.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

andrew-the-tortoise has seen Bambi 813 times, but Sound of Music only twice

 

[PaulB]

Brad Pitt's alter ego is Toshiba Boy. He do things Brad can't do.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has engineered fourteen meetings with Julie Andrews in a vain attempt to be sown into shorts fashioned from Tyrolean curtains.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect knows this because he and Julie are like that. You should see his shorts.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Take up of places at SP99's new Yodelling School have been lower than the Business Plan led the Dragons to believe. They are after their £50,000 back, but SP99 seems to have vanished.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB led the failed British attempt to climb Blackppol Tower- his magnatron clamping device failed half way up needing new AAA batteries.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_Tect was the "spare" presenter for Blue Peter right through the late 70's to the early 90's, but was never once required to "come off the bench"...the things he can do with sticky back plastic and loo rolls!

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy can do that trick where you put a nail up your nose and then tap it in with a hammer. He can only do it with a 1" nail though, and his nose always starts bleeding really badly, and even after several hours it's best to stand well back if he sneezes.