Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
SP99 likes Big Macs for keeping the rain off.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Archie likes to make scale model genitalia in blu-tak and stick them to him monitor in carefully arranged patterns
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Known as "Blu-Takle" 
Cubist gets around...
Cubist gets around...
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Aperitif was swearing at late arriving brassy women yesterday....
cuss tardy tarts
cuss tardy tarts
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
3BM was going to have a blind date with a hip babe!
Unfortunately it was a hip pot a miss!
TAXI
Unfortunately it was a hip pot a miss!
TAXI
swee'pea99
Squire
You know that thing that makes you wince, when people remove crown caps off beer bottles with their teeth? Well Dayvo does that with bottom brackets - not to show off, you understand; he's just too tight to get a proper BB remover.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'pea has asked in Electric Cafe how to get a Compatable Ram. He has not realised that he just needs to ask the Shepherd what sort of sheep they are!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Speicher is looking sheepish right now...
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
TheDoctor had always been keen on getting dressed up and was particularly partial to something long and flowing.
Happily, on a particularly boozy outing to London he fell in the Thames.
Happily, on a particularly boozy outing to London he fell in the Thames.
swee'pea99
Squire
Alan Frame was actually christened 'Zimmer'. His parents are a bit odd.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
The Velvet Curtain said:
Due to SP99's uncanny knack of being able to impersonate bank employees... he's even persuaded TVC to cut his credit card up.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect says that the favourite bit of his job, is when has to make cardboard models of his designs. This takes a very long time, and uses lots of lollypop sticks and sticky-backed plastic. Disaster struck one day when someone split coffee over his model, he was very cut up about that.
sticky sherbert
Well-Known Member
- Location
- here
Speicher runs a weekend course on how to swallow whole mice and cough up the fur and bones
swee'pea99
Squire
sticky sherbert is really Britney Spears. That beard is a fake.
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