Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Only by stalking me would TVC know such secrets....
swee'pea99
Squire
Speaking of fish, TVC likes going into chip shops and asking if they have any caviar in batter, then sighing deeply when they say a baffled no.
Browser
Guru
- Location
- Crowland, Lincolnshire, UK.
swee'pea99's avatar screamed and hollered about human rights of frogs' abuse when his owner started talking about caviar!
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
Browser earned his name from the way he used to spend hours in the local newsagent's thumbing his way through the magazines off the top shelf.
swee'pea99
Squire
Alan Frame likes to wear kipper ties of his own design. They are actually cunningly constructed mostly out of kippers.
Tollers
Guru
- Location
- San Francisco, California
During 2005 Swee' Pea resolved to grow a moustache. After 12 months of nurture and care he had one of the most stunning handlebar moustaches in england. Truely a sight to behold.
Not content with the admiration of his fellow CC members, Swee' Pea then headed off feeling confident to the "World Beard and Moustache Championships". I believe it was in Berlin that year right Swee' Pea? Feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.
Well, anyway. Who could have predicted, that after so much care and attention our poor old Swee'pea could so cruely be given last place in the imperial moustache category. Truely heartbreaking.
Sorry for bringing up painful memories Swee'Pea.
Tollers
Not content with the admiration of his fellow CC members, Swee' Pea then headed off feeling confident to the "World Beard and Moustache Championships". I believe it was in Berlin that year right Swee' Pea? Feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.
Well, anyway. Who could have predicted, that after so much care and attention our poor old Swee'pea could so cruely be given last place in the imperial moustache category. Truely heartbreaking.
Sorry for bringing up painful memories Swee'Pea.
Tollers
swee'pea99
Squire
The only reason Toller knows all this (damn you Toller) is because he happened to be in (it was in fact) Dortmund that very weekend for the finals of the Ta-ra-ra-Boom-deyay Championships, where he and the lovely Ilse came a very creditable thirteenth.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
SP's favourite sex game meal is Toad in the Hole!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo is now being unnecessarily rude and vulgar. He knows that frogs are amphibians and therefore do not eat meat!
swee'pea99
Squire
Speicher is never rude or vulgar. She is however beastly to small furry beasties.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'pea is unaware how much I like frogs, and toads and lizards.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher's bloomers hanging on the washing line are used as an alternative wind-sock by the local gliding club.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Accountantpete has a female secretary who makes a lot of mistakes. She covers her boobs with Tippex.
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