Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

SP loves anchovies!

It's his second most-favourite taste and smell!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo met the Mayor of Oslo in a Sauna yesterday but declined to thwack him repeatedly with birch twigs so it's unlikely he'll be invited into the Mayor's Box at the CODA festival...

 

[TVC]

Archie is still stuck trying to make an anagram from the word Oslo.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC had to look in his old school atlas to find where Oslo is.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvos old school atlas has a blank area north of the Faroe islands marked as "Here be monsters !"

 

[Archie_tect]

CP once cycled to the Faroe islands during a particularly dense fog... which surprised the fishing boat crew he passed both on the way there and on the way back.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie tect once tried to hire a pedalo and was told to "F**k off " when he requested one with SPD pedals.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George stands a full 4 foot 11 inches in his cycling shoes

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is mistaken. Cheddar has four feet, each measuring eleven inches.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher, being an ornithologist, wanted to take up golf because she thought it was all about spotting eagles and albatrosses!

And she was dismayed to discover that the only (h)owls to be found on the golf course where those of despairing golfers!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is purplexed because he can never find the nineteenth Tee.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher likes club soda, dry martini and scotch mist.

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif is actually Korean. His avatar is actually a serving suggestion.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 is still traumatised after his legless experience after hopping across to France in the summer... though why he keeps dipping his hands into tomato soup even leaves him wide-eyed.

 

[Cubist]

Archie Tect had a disastrous honeymoon. He and his bride couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and silicone sealant.



All their windows fell out.