Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher only eats Paxo stuffing. She's a wise old sage.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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accountantpete
OAP
Dayvo stuffs his birds the "old-fashioned" way.
swee'pea99
Squire
accountantpete is actually just like the cheshire cat. Well, he doesn't actually smile very much, but he does have a lovely fluffy tail.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AP's avatar is a picture of his cat that AP himself stuffed (he wanted to be a taxidermist, but spelt it wrong when he went tp a careers meeting at school, and ended up as a taxi driver instead).
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
SP is too quick for his own good; his wife/girlfriend makes the same comment all the time!
swee'pea99
Squire
Dayvo has two beards - one for everyday, one for best.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
swee'pea99 has an uncomfortable feeling that the "Hokey Cokey" IS what it's all about.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Cubist annoys Marconi, the owner of his local pizza delivery company, by ringing up to ask if they deliver... Marconi has been very patient over the years- he sighs and say "Yes, we deliver," at which point Cubist gleefully asks for a liver and onion pizza with extra gravy.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
....[oooh no he hasn't....]
TVC went into Marks and Spencers to buy a new suit. The assistant, a very nice lad called Vernon asked him if he'd like a matching kipper tie. TVC nodded his head enthusiastically and said, " Yus pleyz, mulk and tow shuggars!"....
TVC went into Marks and Spencers to buy a new suit. The assistant, a very nice lad called Vernon asked him if he'd like a matching kipper tie. TVC nodded his head enthusiastically and said, " Yus pleyz, mulk and tow shuggars!"....
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
On a similar note, Archie_tect knows a joke about a waitress asking people if they wanted coffee after their meal, but it might be too rude for this thread. 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher was taught in a Convent. All those little nuns... yes, I suppose they do look like penguins. Out of the fridge!
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Archie Tect is not welcome at the ballet after shouting "speak up" during a performance of Swan Lake.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Cubist was invited to the Tate Gallery to view an exhibition of contemporary art.
He was heard muttering rather loudly 'what a load of old bollocks' at every exhibit!
He was heard muttering rather loudly 'what a load of old bollocks' at every exhibit!
swee'pea99
Squire
Dayvo has been viewed with outright suspicion, approaching hostility, by all his neighbours, since unwisely confessing to not liking pickled herring.
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