Post a lie about the poster above.

[ComedyPilot]

Noodley has a unique cure for chapped lips, he kisses a cow's arse. It doesn't stop the chapping, but it does stop him licking them.

 

[swee'pea99]

600 posts in 12 hours. Blimey. A record, surely. Here's to you Mr Pig.

Oh yes, & comedypilot has an iguana called Gerald that eats only Pringles and Jaffa Cakes.

 

[ComedyPilot]

swee'pea99 has a hallway crammed with awards for having the most awkward username to type in a witty reply thread

 

[Noodley]

swee'pea99's real name is swee(t jesus my engorged testicles are huge due to this strange disease I picked up from a ladyboy and I could do with a) pea (and then I'll have a cone..make it a) 99

 

[Noodley]

And comedy pilot is an arse for posting before me

 

[661-Pete]

I remember Noodley, from a previous 'incarnation' on here. Very quiet, unassertive bloke, as I recall, never got into any arguments or controversies...

 

[Noodley]

661-Pete is right

 

[Chuffy]

Noodley is famous for his cat pies.

 

[TheDoctor]

Chuffys real name is Glenda Brachovitz.

 

[goo_mason]

The Doctor once tried to assassinate Tom Baker by strangling him with one of Sarah-Jane's thongs.

 

[Chuffy]

TheDoctor sniffs his own bike saddle.

 

[goo_mason]

Chuffy helps out rheumatic cats by licking their bums for them when they can't.

 

[Chuffy]

'Goo mason' is a stage direction from a never-aired episode of Noel's House Party.

 

[rshall]

Chuffy is Lance Armstrong's PA manager

 

[Chuffy]

Rshall is my agent.