Post a lie about the poster above.

[Flying_Monkey]

Strange but true, Sittingduck is the only recorded human to have been raised by badgers.

 

[PaulB]

Flying Monkey is the screen name of former Man Utd footballer, Christiano Ronaldo.

 

[tdr1nka]

PaulB has the largest collection of pogo sticks in Europe!

 

[Sittingduck]

tdr1nka actually prefers coffee

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sitting Duck is one, posting before me.

 

[beanzontoast]

Sittingduck's forum name was given to him by the army in recognition of his habit of walking his dog on Salisbury Plain.

 

[ComedyPilot]

User76 is a medical euphamism for an STD

 

[tdr1nka]

CP is unable to wear mittens.

 

[ComedyPilot]

tdr1nka is actually a group of women from Sittingbourne who lost husbands in the great rasberry famine of 1978

 

[Sittingduck]

CP used to be in the Beastie Boys

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sitting duck is a voulunteer ticket puncher on the quietest line on the underground

 

[Wigsie]

Cp had no sleep last night writing comedy biogs for every CC'er jut incase they post on here, he has his fingers poised for a ctrl + c / ctrl + v combo!

 

[Sittingduck]

Wigse emulates his hero "Jones" from the Police Academy movies by specialising in making all kinds of cool noises with his mouth.

 

[NormanD]

SittingDuck held the flash during the making of the Calender Girls poster

 

[Wigsie]

Norman D was the whipped cream