Post a lie about the poster above.

[Sittingduck]

Wigsie sends fan mail to Burt Reynolds, daily!

 

[ComedyPilot]

SD is actually a bald office boy called phillip

 

[Sittingduck]

SD is actually a bald office boy called phillip

close^

 

[Sittingduck]

CP Had trials with Sheffield Wednesday as a lad.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sitting Duckmust have two windows open in the house at all times in case of being attacked by cats

 

[Sittingduck]

CP Was raised by the Cajuns of the Louisianna swamps before escaping to East Yorkshire by helicopter in 1978

 

[tdr1nka]

SittingDuck held the flash during the making of the Calender Girls poster

The area of floor outside of NormanD's bedroom is jokingly known as the NormanD Landing.

 

[Sittingduck]

trd1nka is not pleased about the last remark^

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sitting Duck was raised in Wimbledon by a Tax assessor called Nigel and a Seamstress called Barbara. They encouraged SD in his formative years to engage in extra-curricular activities such as needlework and butterfly collecting. SD spurned their advice and yearned for excitement, so perfected the art of riding thousands of miles on London Buses befriending the crews.

 

[Sittingduck]

Comedy pilot is allergic to raisins

 

[Paulus]

Sittingduck is actually a Goose.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Paulus is a Circus Cyclist, and has got in incredible ability of riding at 45 degrees

 

[Sittingduck]

CP is the proud owner of Komono drags called John and Simon. They can regulary be seen in shopping centres of the North of England, where they are paraded by their loving owner.

 

[TVC]

Sitting Duck has been up all night thinking of insults for CP

 

[Sittingduck]

The Velvet curtain is saving up for an operation to have a 3rd eye added