Post a lie about the poster above.

[rshall]

Chuffy has green red purple blonde hair

 

[Chuffy]

rshall steals other posters pubes and pastes them into an album. Please do not enquire into the nature of the paste he uses.

 

[rshall]

The truth is out

 

[Sittingduck]

Chuffy carries large wads of Monopoly money with him, wherever he goes. Believing it to be legal tender, he once tried to settle the (not inconsiderable) bill in Stringellows with it and was forceably ejected by Peter S himself, following a small scuffle!

 

[Flying_Monkey]

But Sittingduck has an extensive collection of Peter Stringfellow's used thong undercrackers so I wouldn't take his word for it...

 

[Sittingduck]

Flying Monkey invented Ice Cream!

 

[PaulB]

You know the lanes on athletic tracks? Well the width of them are based on Sittingduck's forearm when he's holding a stick. A running track is not official and cannot host accredited events unless Sittingduck has been and the track verified using this unique measurement.

 

[beanzontoast]

PaulB is not obsessed with measuring things.

 

[Hover Fly]

Beanzontoast stands on street corners accosting passers-by and telling them he invented the boomerang.

 

[beanzontoast]

Hover Fly was once a prototype lawnmower.

 

[Wigsie]

Beanzontoast has no midrift.... just legs nutsack neck and head

 

[tdr1nka]

Wigsie is allergic to astroturf.

 

[PaulB]

On May 23rd 2001, Hover Fly became the first person in history to climb Mount Everest wearing nothing but his wincyette pyjamas and slippers. The Sherpas of the region made him a deity for this event and he appears on their stamps.

 

[Hover Fly]

PaulB has been banned from entering France because he possesses a didgeridoo.

 

[Sittingduck]

Hover Fly holds the word record for swallowing jelly babies. In 2003 he managed to "down" 5 bags of them without sickness or passing out!