Post a lie about the poster above.

[Monsieur Remings]

When the Israelites, with the help of Mr. God, split the Red Sea, the scriptures of the time fail to mention the contribution of Mad Doug Biker's Bakewell tarts, laced with Lamb Dupiaza and coffee and the work of his trusty steed - a 10,000 year old Planet X carbon road bike which literally blew a hole through the ocean and carried a generation of men and women to safety from the ancient Halfordians.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yeah, that's gratitude for you, peh!!
I wont do that for them ever again, ungrateful sods!

Anyway, MR was rather annoyed that the sea parted as he was out windsurfing at the time and fell over the edge and to the bottom, landing with a very big THUMP!

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB was actually trying to create a slope in the sea for water-skiing.
The floating piste-basher was never going to work, though.

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor wanted to take up water-polo, but realised it was going to be expensive buying a pony that could swim

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist uses a Spanish Water Dog instead.

 

[swee'pea99]

MDB refuses point blank to fart, considering it 'not the act of a gentleman'. Sadly, his efforts at prevention inevitably end in failure, though the buttock-clenched intensity generates a pitch inaudible to humans. Sadly it sends dogs insane, and has shattered many a wine glass.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The film Thunderpants was based on Swee'pea.

 

[Speicher]

It is a mistake to think that Thunderball stars James Bond and the sinister espionage organisation SPECTRE (which stands for Special Executive force for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion).

In fact it stars Mad Doug Biker and SPHINCTER. It is anybody's guess what that stands for.

 

[Cubist]

Speic'er doesn't normally drop 'er 'aitches.....

 

[TVC]

Cubist regularly drops his, usually in public.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC once dropped into IKEA to enquire if they sold road furniture.

 

[TVC]

Pete has furnished his house like IKEA, you have to walk through all the rooms along a thin snaking path before you can get to the kettle in the kitchen.

 

[colly]

TVC bought his better half in IKEA.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a brand new kitten, just like I won't have in about half an hour

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is not excited by a non existent kitten :troll: