Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

MR changes personality on a regular basis.

It's known as ergo shifting!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo would like to change his personality but after years of trying has given up. Ergo he is resigned to his lot.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 loves to sing in the shower!

His favourite is 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, wash and go ...'

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo sings in the bath - for some reason it's nearly always "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete just blows the bubbles

 

[Dayvo]

Baked beans and swimming pools are words best avoided in the same sentence with regard to 26x25!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo takes a cigarette lighter into the bath with him so he can 'pop' his bubbles.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo won't go near baked beans. "They just don't have the mega effect that brussel sprouts do" he says.

 

[Kestevan]

26x25 no longer needs a track pump. He finds a length of rubber hose and 3kg of lentils much more cost effective.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Kestevan knows because that's what he uses instead of a track pump.

He even patented the idea and received an honorary knighthood from the Queen of Farts.

 

[Speicher]

Monsieur Remings is a frequenter of the Mad Hatters' Tea Party.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher is stalking my avatar

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After having a good Curry, Cubist doesn't need to have a jacuzzi in the bath.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Mad Doug Biker flavours his cakes with Chicken Jalfrezi and Lime Pickle but adds so much Torq energy powder that no-one ever notices.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Monsieur Remings once rendered his church uninhabitable for a week after trying Curried Baked Beans for the first and last time.

The smell was truly Biblical though.