Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

26x25 was once a heavy smoker!

In fact he was smoking 60 a day.

He has now cut back drastically and only smokes after having sex, which amounts to seven cigarettes a day.

Every day!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo used to be a very heavy drinker. He has lost some weight recently.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is not a lush.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete like a tipple now and again. His mum introduced him to tickles when he was a baby but he could never say tickle - so he asks for a tipple. Mrs acc'pete gets him drunk routinely.

 

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive has trouble with the words tickle and tipple. So he always asks for a triple.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher likes anything that 'triples' her fancy...

 

[colly]

Aperitif does not think that 'a little of what you fancy does you good'.

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly is more than a little fond of French Fancies.

 

[Aperitif]

Doctor Cake's comments really take the biscuit.

 

[TheDoctor]

That's an ice tie!!!

Aperitif is a kir.

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor knows how to royally end begin an evening!

 

[TheDoctor]

Aperitifs wit is bubbling over.
Oh - that's not a lie
Ermm...Aperitif is an anagram of 'a fit pair'.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

The Doc regularly confuses Davros with Stavros, and furthermore passes them both over as being the same thing.

You will be exterminated, innit peeps.

 

[Cubist]

Monsieur Remings is not an anagram for "mourns Genesis rim"

 

[TVC]

Cubist is an anagram of Truffle snuffler.