Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Oddly enough, SP guffs all the time, although he prefers to call it 'breaking wind nicely'!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Davyo does it with gusto.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Pesto is Speicher's prefered choice of lubricant.
swee'pea99
Squire
Oslo folk also get edgy when Dayvo uses the word 'lubricant', because he pronounces it with such lascivious relish...'looooooobricant!' (generally accompanied by a chuckle that can only really be described as obscene).
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
SP had once thought about moving to Oslo, however, with a combination of dyslexia, having no sense of direction and a poor knowledge of geography, he ended up 'emigrating' to Hounslow!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dayvo still proudly sports his Hounslow check suit in the more salubrious wharves of Oslo's harbour area. It;s the deerstalker that really sets it off.
swee'pea99
Squire
Hounslow check never quite did it for Archie_tect, who prefers his Peckham polka-dot. Orange and pink. Very striking.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
TVC still insists on rolling his suit sleeves up in a Miama Vice style. He can't understand why everyone laughs at him.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
TB is the spit of Jack Lord from Hawaii 5-0. He doesn't look like him he is actually the spit.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
3BMcG was the goalie playing for Willesden Green when they lost to Hawaii... 5-0. Still smarts.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie is a big fan of the band Darts and has every single and album made by them.
A collective groan goes up from his neighbours every night as the cry "Lets Play Darts" is heard from Archie household.
A collective groan goes up from his neighbours every night as the cry "Lets Play Darts" is heard from Archie household.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Darts is big in the ac'p household too - pete's neighbours grimmace when they here the shouts of
"And Bully's Special Priiiiize..." and "You've had a good night out - but you go home with nowt!"
"And Bully's Special Priiiiize..." and "You've had a good night out - but you go home with nowt!"
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
If 3BMcG shouts 'Bully Off' once more, he'll get that hockey stick surgically implanted by one of the Neasden Select Ladies X1.
swee'pea99
Squire
I would've thought Archie_tect would have been a little more circumspect about bringing up the subject of hockey sticks, following Certain Incidents recently at the Northumberland Girl Guides Annual Sports Day.
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