Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher was really chuffed with the success of her new haircut, especially the fringe, so succesful in fact, that she re-located to Edinburgh to showcase it.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB lives with the horns of a dilemma.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie recently headed out for Oktoberfest but sadly his German was limited to bits he had picked from Commando magazine namely Gott in Himmel!, Achtung Spitfeuer!, Teufel and Schweinhund.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP's busy learning all his reindeer's names ready for Christmas Eve.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has never got round to naming his reindeer. He just calls them all 'dear'.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea's reindeer is blind, when asked what he called it he said "No idea".

 

[Archie_tect]

...since TVC wrote that, SP's reindeer has sadly died. Asked if he'd remembered yet, he said- still no idea.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC and Archie are both opening some 1920 era Christmas crackers they found in the attic.

 

[TVC]

Pete has all of Giles Brandreth's joke books.

 

[fatboysoontobeslim]

the velvet curtain has 7 of giles brandreths old colourful jumpers. he was given these by the man himself after setting up his fanclub. at present there are two members, giles and TVC . he has a jumper for everyday of the week

 

[Toshiba Boy]

fatboysoontobeslim was devastated when he had his application turned down for the sought after No3 Fan in Giles Brandreth's club. He still hasn't got to the bottom of why he was turned down, and has written to his MP about this matter.

 

[fatboysoontobeslim]

fatboysoontobeslim has jusr received a hand delivered letter explaining he was turned down for this fan club as toshiba boy got his application in before him. he giles and the velvet curtain are now planning on a weekend break in the cotwolds. to discuss the importance of the english language and famous quotes such as.... ive filled my pants!!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has bought one of "Val Doonican's Christmas Special" jumpers on Ebay.... it is a lovely, soft angora white one with Val's initials in big 'Gaelic Green' letters across the front.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect's intellectual rights are for sale, there is a reserve though, it's £3.50.

 

[fatboysoontobeslim]

TBM doesnt really have three bikes he has a three weeled bike which he uses to travel to his job everyday.