Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TB has heard from many quarters that carbon is a the material for a smooth ride, and rough rides are a thing of the past and has consequently spent thousands to ensure that he has the best grade of carbon on the market.

It doesn't, however, alleviate the discomfort he experiences from his hemorrhoids.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo tries to measure his carbon footprint by rubbing charcoal on his bare feet and running across the cream shag pile in the members lounge of his local rowing club.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC tried that once and they kicked him in the rowlocks

 

[Speicher]

TVC is not big enough TBM is too tall to be the cox at this local rowing club. He still argues with about this. He enjoys a good row.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has been banned from watching the coxless pairs from the riverbank.... and using the megaphone was not big or clever.

 

[TVC]

Archie's favourite position is stroke.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC hasn't progressed very well in his rowing - he keeps catching crabs.

 

[TVC]

Pete's scabs still haven't cleared up.

 

[Dayvo]

Bollocks to the rules isn't TVC's favourite album, just his standard reply to any official-looking person who tells him off for some reason or another.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo's always had a problem with authority, except when it comes to Helga, for whom he will do anything she orders, and rather meekly too.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb has no problem with authority. Authority lives in FEAR of tb.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 refuses to put his clocks back in the Autumn, so for the next 6 months will be in different time zone to the rest of us.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has used the same calendar since 1993. His mum got him the Wombles Christmas Special Edition one [with chocolate Tomsk] and he loves it.

 

[Dayvo]

AT has mastered the use of the ear trumpet!

The most challenging aspect was getting enough of an inhalation through the opposite ear to allow the valves to be heard loudly enough.

At concerts, he advises people not to sit directly in front of him as they may be splattered with ear wax. This was discovered on his very first perfomance in the presence of HM Queen Elizabeth 2nd!

 

[accountantpete]

 Dayvo's outfit as the town's Joker in the It's A Knockout competition reduced Stuart Hall into stunned silence.