Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

fbstbs does have 3 bikes. They are all ladies bikes because he has trouble 'getting his leg over'.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has a nut allergy.... trouble is he meets at least one every day.

 

[Browser]

Archie would be in deep Kimchi if he developed a nut allergy, seing as how he is one............

 

[Speicher]

At his local pub, the barstewards will not serve nuts. So Browser cannot get a drink there.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

They serve stouts so Speicher's ok.

 

[Speicher]

The barmaid will not allow TBM to take his dog in the pub. This is because the dog bitter.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's 'Wood's 100' party down the pub was a rum do.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG once tried to order a Gin and Tonic in Dundee. He was immediately escorted as far as Hadrians' wall.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC once asked a colleague if he fancied a stiff one after work

 

[accountantpete]

3BM adheres to the "shaken not stirred" mantra - which upsets a few regulars occupying the adjacent urinals.

 

[TVC]

More people have met Pete than you might think, in fact you have probably met Pete. When you're standing at a urinal and someone steps up and uses the one next to you, despite there being at least three sites available down the empty row - that's Pete.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC prefers to sit these days.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC Archie has written a book all about urinal etiquette, entitled "You talking to me?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB hasn't read that book. He still looks over at his neighbours' to make comparisons.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 still uses his neighbour's garden when he gets caught short on way back from the pub. He has mastered a deadpan face when Mrs Goggins moans to him about the brown patches on her otherwise immaculate lawn and what could possibly be causing them.