Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

There are no flies on Pete.

 

[Speicher]

It is only at this time of year that Uncle Mort's thoughts turn to his bath.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher thinks that a "Knight of the Bath" is a long, long evening of soaking in bubbles. She would rather get an OBE

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 was totally flummoxed when he was asked to accept a night of the Garter.

 

[TVC]

Speicher thinks that buying a Knight is an armour plated investment.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't give it a second's thought when he spontaneously starts to bash the bishop!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo was caught masticating furiously, that was a really sticky toffee.

 

[surfdude]

tvc so gullible they really believed davyo when he said he was masticating and that it was really sticky toffee .

 

[Speicher]

Surfdude was shocked when someone described him as discombobulated. Surfdude said he was, in fact, early.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is a pheasant plucker

 

[Monsieur Remings]

The Doctor, when he's not indulged in acting out past episodes of Doctor Who in his jazz band, Tom Baker and the Daleks, is actually a really pheasant plucker to be around. But be warned, a few drinks and the pheasance of a dumb blond and he becomes a really irritable plucker.

 

[Dayvo]

Mr. Remings likes to stuff his turkey. Unfortunately he has been reported to the RSPCA.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo produced an impressive four bird roast for himself and the prospective Mrs Dayvo, that was two sparrows each with all the trimmings.

 

[Speicher]

TVC only has a small oven, so he baked a 2.4 blackbird pie.

 

[Speicher]

If anyone says I have a bun in my oven I will