Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speichers failed attempt to warm through a whole baguette in the microwave is brought up at every family party.

 

[accountantpete]

User76 is still trying to work out exactly what attracted Debbie McGee towards the millionaire Paul Daniels.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Morts Wiki also leaks, it's not surprising given his age.

 

[colly]

TVC is pretty good at stopping draughts. Not so good when it comes to chess, and if you want a warm house then forget it.

 

[Speicher]

Colly moved house during a heat wave. So he refused to have a house-warming party.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher (or a close relative) has moved into the large ash behind my shed.

 

[colly]

Cubist is yet to realise that the ''large ash'' is in fact what is left of his garden shed.

Arson is a terrible problem on his side of t'hill tha'knows.

 

[TVC]

Colly is often accused of arson. 'Arson about that is.(Thanks to Nick Park)

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain is wearing the wrong trousers today.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort intended to say that about TVC. Uncle Mort would never be so rude to me.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher was a teacher - but she just won't learn.

 

[Zoiders]

26x25 used to be a teacher until the incident with the girls upper sixth hockey team (never proven).

 

[accountantpete]

Zoiders is a connoisseur of drag flicks - but has absolutely no interest in hockey.

 

[TVC]

Pete is into drag racing, but he keeps snapping the heel of his slingbacks on the hurdles.

 

[colly]

TVC is always dragging on the floor.